God Fucking Damn it

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Damn it all. I’m so annoyed right now. Can’t I just watch this Harry Potter marathon in peace??? My dad is hovering around me. and eating. and crunching. and walking. and breathing. 

Posted 1 year ago
Tagged: annoying, annoyed, dad, father, family, shutup, stfu, gtfo, kill me, grumpy, harry potter, angry, shut up, personal, rant, damn, damnit, grump, grumpy, shit, fml, peace, food, eat, breath, walk, crunch, marathon, abc family, i will kill you, .
How about a hot steaming plate of something guaranteed to make her shut the fuck up? Spaghetti. Eat it up. Yum yum yum. Hear that? No? My job is done here.

How about a hot steaming plate of something guaranteed to make her shut the fuck up? Spaghetti. Eat it up. Yum yum yum. Hear that? No? My job is done here.

Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: sarcasm, spaghetti, hot, food, pasta, steam, steamy, jokes, italian, italian, stfu, shut up, shutup, eat, marriage, problem solved, work it, badass, boss, swag, cook, magic, mind blown, awesome, power, silence, .