God Fucking Damn it

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Damn it all. I’m so annoyed right now. Can’t I just watch this Harry Potter marathon in peace??? My dad is hovering around me. and eating. and crunching. and walking. and breathing. 

Posted 1 year ago
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Reblogged 1 year ago from mfncyndal
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How about a hot steaming plate of something guaranteed to make her shut the fuck up? Spaghetti. Eat it up. Yum yum yum. Hear that? No? My job is done here.

How about a hot steaming plate of something guaranteed to make her shut the fuck up? Spaghetti. Eat it up. Yum yum yum. Hear that? No? My job is done here.

Posted 1 year ago
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Tagged: sarcasm, spaghetti, hot, food, pasta, steam, steamy, jokes, italian, italian, stfu, shut up, shutup, eat, marriage, problem solved, work it, badass, boss, swag, cook, magic, mind blown, awesome, power, silence, .
When you accidently tell your mom to shutup

WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

I’m fucked.

Reblogged 1 year ago from manda (Originally from laugh-at-me-br0)
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go back to china, bitch

go back to china, bitch

Reblogged 1 year ago from deervision
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kemetically-ankhtified: tryna avoid these for the most part. ahahahahhaha

kemetically-ankhtified:

tryna avoid these for the most part.

ahahahahhaha

Reblogged 1 year ago from kemetically-afrolatino
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