mi amour

Fuck it

le me: I have to go over there.. just to fuck him.
le best friend: omg yes. I’m going with you.
le me: the only thing we’re going to come back with are STD’s

he hates me <3

Krazy Glue needs a makeover. I propose that they dye the glue any color but CLEAR.

So that this doesn’t happen.

However.. I doubt this will stop happening.

Carpe Diem!

lol. true story.

DROOOOOOL. please.

feed meeeeeeeeeeeee

This is how I was walking around all day today. Only, I had a knife up my sleeve.

Damn it all. I’m so annoyed right now. Can’t I just watch this Harry Potter marathon in peace??? My dad is hovering around me. and eating. and crunching. and walking. and breathing. 

Hahaha! My best friend drew that for me. I love my BFF so much!!! She makes emailing fun again!